Snooki to POTTED PLANT May I Have This Dance

7/7/2011 12:30 AM PDTby TMZ Staff Snooki want smush smush ... with a potted freakin' plant.The reigning queen of drunken "Jersey Shore" antics seriously upped her game at a bar in Seaside Heights on Saturday -- by sloppily dancing with a decorative plant like it was a juiced-up gorilla version of Mark Ballas.So far, no comment from the plant.